… a mother is an unskilled
... you know how to be a mother
... that "good" mothers
never yell at their kids.
... a mother can find all the
answers to her child-rearing questions in books.
... a mother always adores her
... a mother can do her job with
her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back.
... the hardest part of being a
mother is labor and delivery.
... your mother knows you love
her, so you don't have to tell her.